Denise Richards

Celebrity Tweet-Up – Denise Richards, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Osbourne and the Dalai Lama

– by Rachel Langer

@Denise_Richards: Damn got rear ended on the freeway!!  Still going to dance class.

In other news, a man tried to jump off the freeway when he realized he’d rear-ended Denise Richards.

@ParisHilton: Brutal, just bent down to pick up my Louboutins and ripped my dress.  FML

Just in case you were unaware of how trying heiress-dom is. Uh, what’s a Louboutin?

@MileyCirus: 1. loving Rio 2.HATING the paps. 3. So not fair grown ass men can hide in the bushes and take pics of us girls in our bikinis!

Dang paps!  You’re not alone Miley, every woman I know hates ‘em.

@DalaiLama: When our intentions are good, we are stronger and have greater self-confidence.

The Lama intends to hit one million followers before @MileyCirus.

He's on Twitter?!

@MissKellyO [Kelly Osbourne in response to a snarky tweeter]: the sadist part about your tweet is that you actually think you are funny when really your just insignificant that must really suck

I want to say she meant “saddest” but the difference is insignificant.

The real K-os.