Kathryn McCaughey on NOBRO’s full-length debut, taxes and snake blood.
This week in Scurrilous Ephemera: Brad and Angelina, Spencer Pratt… and ABBA.
‘Monkeys are bad, they are not nice pets, they are most definitely not babies and they want to kill you…’
‘Miss Prejean is repellent for a number of reasons, not the least being that she had rational individuals compelled to come down on the same side of a dispute as Perez Hilton and the Miss California USA company (owned by Donald Trump)…’
‘Lindsay Lohan is back to wrapping her leggings around those in possession of a Y chromosome again these days… And she went about as far into that territory as she could; the starlet was caught smooching the studly/oaf-ish Gerard Butler…’
‘The rational response to all this information, of course, is: “No Way! Playgirl still exists?”‘
‘… you enjoy snoozing without waking up constantly to the realization that there is a huge, very evil demon shadow hovering over you.’ Scurrilous Ephemera by Stephanie MacDonald.
‘[David Icke] is the fellow who makes millions of dollars writing books for insane people about how the powerful elite citizens of the world are actually lizards from space, but we can’t tell because they’re disguised as humans…’
‘Associated Press has recently reported that our tragic heroine was suspected by the FBI for plotting a hit on… [the] son of her shriveled, ancient billionaire/husband…’
‘The plot: something about a cocaine overdose (strippers need that vaccine!) and a brother going to Frankfurt with a vendetta…’
‘When your fashion house is struggling with branding problems, financial issues and the kind of tawdry design that suggests Middle American mall more than Milan or Manhattan, obviously the first person you should run to for rescue is Lindsay Lohan…’
