Kathryn McCaughey on NOBRO’s full-length debut, taxes and snake blood.
Research shows that Kat Von D and Bombshell McGee may actually be two different people.
‘instead of looking at what is happening with our favorite pop culture denizens, let’s look at what they are not doing…’
Dennis Hopper, Jacques Cousteau’s grandson, Heidi Pratt and something special…
‘…don’t you feel sorry for poor Ambien? It’s the Tommy Hilfiger of prescription drugs…’
‘… put down your PhD thesis on mutated mitochondrial DNA, your Koran, your defibrillator, your dog-eared and copiously underlined copy of Ulysses…’
And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’…
‘Jersey Shore is so educational and fascinating that other cultures are jealous, and understandably want to get in on the action…’
The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy.
‘Twihards, watch out. There are some new weird obsessives out there now waiting to steal your creepy thunder…’
The Jersey Shore, Kim Kardashian, My Monkey Baby – what are your choices for the worst of the decade?
‘Admittedly, children are often annoying, but that is what a Valium and Champagne cocktail is for…’
‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’
‘Jessica Alba didn’t earn the endearment “MiserAlba” for nothing. She looks borderline homicidal at the best of times…’
‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’
‘Lindsay Lohan is back to wrapping her leggings around those in possession of a Y chromosome again these days… And she went about as far into that territory as she could; the starlet was caught smooching the studly/oaf-ish Gerard Butler…’
‘… you enjoy snoozing without waking up constantly to the realization that there is a huge, very evil demon shadow hovering over you.’ Scurrilous Ephemera by Stephanie MacDonald.
Plus: Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi in another edition of Scurrilous Ephemera by Stephanie MacDonald.
‘[David Icke] is the fellow who makes millions of dollars writing books for insane people about how the powerful elite citizens of the world are actually lizards from space, but we can’t tell because they’re disguised as humans…’
